crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck
by Hatchetjuggalo June 08, 2020
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Beef bat

by Polish bill February 05, 2021
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Death Bat

A skull with a set of bat wings.
The logo used by the heavy metal band Overkill since 1988's album Under the Influence up til today. The mascot was later stolen by the Avenged Sevenfold band which came many years afterward. It was originally Overkills logo on almost every single album for over 20 years.
The logo on Overkill's album art is a Death Bat
by Aceshigh22 April 22, 2009
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Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.
1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.
by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009
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pat the bat

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth
by Hank Cassa May 03, 2006
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nigger bat

Another name for a Moth which infests the Denver, CO region every summer. Also known as the Miller Moth. They are incredibly annoying and obsessed with bright lights.
Yall best keep screens in your windows at night! Them nigger bats will be all up in this bitch if you don't! Sheeeeiiiittt
by Catfish Jones June 14, 2014
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BAT Bus

A "Breath Alcohol Test" bus they have here in Austin, Tx. They take you there if you have been pulled over for suspicion of DWI to blow in the machine.
"Man dude Johnny was swervin so they pulled him over and took his ass to the BAT bus. Hes fucked now".
by coomofo78681 November 04, 2008
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