alto sax

The worst saxophone in the saxophone family.
Over-played and over-popular. More people need to play Tenor Sax, or hey, even bari!

TSAXPLAYER; Hey whats up?
ASAXPLAYER; Not much, just playing my horrible alto sax.

by Em0827 January 17, 2008

south palo alto

every other def about PA is how rich everyone is but they have not been to south palo alto. full of cheap ass apartments and hella pit bullz. totally different place, if palo alto has a ghetto, this is it.

1.) "sup where you from?"
2.) "south palo alto."

by asdfhgjkl April 15, 2009

alto

The low women's part in a choir, they have low voices because of all the head they give to the tenors and basses. Can occasionally be found singing a part below the tenors.

those altos are so slutty, they are constantly under tenors, even singing

by mikeybaby June 30, 2005

alosi

The name of the sexiest and hottest chicks in the world. Don't even bother trying to get one because they are way out of your league.

Dude 1. That chick is so fine
Dude 2. I heard she is an Alosi
Dude 1. No wonder! I might as well not even try to get someone that gorgeous.

by The stud-utk September 18, 2013

Almost friend

Someone who ignores your every attempt to communicate, yet they keep you around for when it's convenient them to get at you. You can't help but to jump on that message bc you've been hanging all this time.

That guy was an awesome almost friend. If he would only return my texts.

by Allgood2005 December 10, 2014

Almost Famous

What talk show hosts or certain celebrities are called that have no reason being famous.

On TRL, Eminem made a comment about Carson Daily being almost Famous.

by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

alto saxophone

The smallest instrument of the Saxophone family,
Inferior to the giant wood of the Tenor Saxophone.

"Hey Jonah, did you see Angelina's alto saxophone?"
"Hell yeah, I'd like to pound her with my Tenor sax."

by Anakin Brynn March 13, 2014