almond joy

The act in which a man lays a dump across a girl's pussy and then proceeds to ejaculate on the excrement.

Dude, I totally gave Suzy an almond joy last night!

by tomphoofer August 13, 2007

almond joy

the act of using marzipan as sexual lubricant

"I gave my girlfriend the almond joy last night.....my dick feels like it's been through a belt sander"

by impervious May 16, 2008

almost black

When your on the edge of being a true nigga

Im clost to being a true negro or almost black

by leclec April 21, 2014

almotaz billah

A name given only to those who have proven themselves worthy in a past life. Usually the head of a ninja clan.

Man I wish I could be reincarnated as an almotaz billah. I'd get so much pussy

by 123chrissy456 January 4, 2018

almotasim

A person who looks older then what he is, because of his hairy body. He is caring, somtimes rude. But is a amazing dick sucker. His usually the kid in your class acting like a total maniac but at the same time being really lovely to the people he like.

Almotasim is down syndromed!

Pleb: Have you seen Almotasim today?
Pleb 2: No not at all!
*Almotasim walks into class*
Almotasim: MahshawallaJALLAJAFFAR Ching Chong Its nothing wrong with sucking dick!

by Urban Dictionarien May 3, 2019

Ahmose

Ahmose is typically a bitch. He dark as hell and usually is bald. He wants to be popular but cant because this nigga head.

that guy ahmose got no hair at all!

by Hahaguy221 March 10, 2019

remember the almo

when getting a blow job while sitting at the top of the stairs once you blow over her face you kick her down the steps and scream "remember the almo"

"remember the almo!"

by 4chan monster January 23, 2009