african booty scratcher

a rude and disrespectful term to describe black africans, some even used on black people who aren’t even african at all.
*sits alone at lunch table*
random person: “YOO LOOK AT THAT AFRICAN BOOTY SCRATCHER 🤣”
by ssamia April 17, 2021
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authentic African cuisine

I was at Popeyes dining on some authentic African cuisine.
by willmyster April 04, 2011
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African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.
Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!
by The Austitute July 28, 2011
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African Ass Bug

The act of termites or some other insect, eating the ass or fecal matters off of ones ass bone or cheek!!! Also there have been cases of crabs going wild in the coochie and eaiting you from the vagina in side and out!
1: Dude dat african ass bug been eatin youz girl friends snatcharoonie all day long!
by Dr. Atokad July 03, 2009
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african dirt squirt

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.
I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.
by the African dirt squirter December 01, 2013
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african ass master

a sexual position similar to the doggy style in which case when the male partner is about to cum he starts to brutally slap the females ass like a drum solo
last night my husband gave me an African ass master...now i cant sit down...
by sol badazz July 16, 2011
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African Barking Spider

The receptor of blame after an audible fart....
Was that you dude? No way, African Barking Spider.
by fission_pro January 30, 2009
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