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Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
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Abortion

Abortion kills an innocent child.
by tr00p March 28, 2025
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Failed abortion

by tbr.orphan killer December 7, 2020
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Failed Abortion

Someone who is a total waste of human life who lacks common sense and big mistake on mummy and daddy
my mate is a failed abortion cause he lacks common sense
by DEAN JEANIE January 4, 2021
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Abortion

These people are protesting for the legalization of Abortion which means they want to legalize murder
by A random person48 June 27, 2022
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extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission
Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined
by the comand'r January 2, 2024
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Predetermined Abortion

An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.
Oh you were pregnant? Did you give your kid a predetermined abortion???
by Dbcw June 10, 2025
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