dog

yummy

i eat dog

by black enslaver 69 December 10, 2019

Dog

The cure for depression

Person: Aww man, I'm so sad.
Dog: *comes over*
Person: Aww yeah, I'm so happy.

by Another Typical Duck May 21, 2022

Dog

Big Harry bear that lies on your couch while your at school or work and gets fatter every day while you work till your depressed and then they start licking your face then it restarts

Lying on your bed then your dog licks you then you love them

by Frick boi December 19, 2019

Dog

Most are utterly useless, but we love them anyways.

That police dog is among the few dogs that actually do work.

by BeesWhomstMine June 02, 2018

Dog

A six legged reptile that lives in salt water

This mad dog is going to eat meee!

by ser see swee February 03, 2021

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Dog

A really cute domestic animal. Named ''Man's best friend'', it's for a reason. Deserves love, food, water, a home, and being walked.

Dog owner 1: I love my dog!
Dog owner 2: Same!

by the random. October 07, 2021