Almond

A girl who's whole body is shaped like an almond. Wears granny panties and is proud of her muffin top, has a twin brother named pistachio who she hates. Love sto read, yell at kids, and wear granny training bras. Usually named Amber

Jamie: I SEE AN ALMOND
Lily: You mean the new girl named Amber Brown

by pooman gill goot goot January 29, 2016

wild almond

The hippies should all go out and pick some nice "organic" almonds out in the forest. They should eat several dozen of them.

In case you don't get it, almonds that aren't domesticated contain cyanide.

by Elitist January 18, 2004

almond eyes

What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.

Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."

by Mr Gigglezz July 5, 2012

alfongar

It is when your head feels all weird and in approximately 14 days, your innards will collapse and your brain will literally implode.

"Go get an ambulance! He is suffering from alfongar," said the renowned therapist.

by Poonja Vladimir Micaldro July 2, 2007

almost all nighter

Staying up for almost all night, usually to about 5:00am. A teenage (age 12- 14) form of an all nighter that is cut short, as to not be caught by your parents.

Geek1: What happened? You just logged off in the middle of the quest in the MMO!

Geek2: Sorry, but I was pulling an almost all nighter. If my parents saw me I'd be dead right now.

Geek1: Sux2bu

by JohnJacobJingleHimer Schmit June 20, 2008

almostdaily

On a regular basis; at regular intervals

Almostdaily I have to put up with nonsense.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

Almondsbury Interchange

Upon penetrating the anus, the penis is withdraw and thrust into a vagina, then back into the anus.

This is generally done before the balls have a chance to become cold and shrivel slightly.

"It's time for the almondsbury interchange, baby!"

"Please don't give me the almondsbury interchange me again"

by kweil0 December 3, 2009