Ain't coming

statement of refusal

- Yo man, gimme some bucks to buy that thang.
- whaaat??? Again? With my money?

- Yeah, Pleaaaaaaase!
-Ain't coming!!!

by William Warney October 19, 2009

Yo these edibles ain't shit

Famous last words before someone tweaks the fuck out from eating a form of edible.

Guy 1: "Yo these edibles ain't shit-"

Guy 2: "Uh hah-hah. I know mannnnn I'm tweakin!"

by snerfl February 1, 2021

Eating Ain't Cheating

An expression used to excuse performing oral sex on a girl when you're already in a relationship with someone else.

Guy 1: Did I see you take Becky home last night? I thought you were going out with Laura.
Guy 2: Yeah, I took her home. But all I did was go down on her. Eating ain't cheating.

by sonuchan92 October 26, 2010

I ain't fronting, Holmes

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes

Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!

by Watson February 24, 2005

you ain't about that life

The definition of you ain't about that life means that your not about to do something. You claim that you are but you don't, your to afraid and chicken out.

So your really gonna rob the bank? Nahh you ain't about that life, dog.

by wendy cherubin May 6, 2012

Ain't nobody got time for dat!

Not having the required amount of fucks or time to complete or sit through a task that requires too much effort and is usually a waste of time. It derived from Sweet Brown's interview on her experience with a house fire that went viral on the internet in 2012.

Patrice: Did you see the video man who drew at 1000+ page picture flip-book of the ENTIRE sponge bob episode??

Murphy: yeah...ain't nobody got time for dat!

OR

Patrice: 5 minute commercial to watch a youtube video??? Ain't nobody got time for dat!

by cold pops February 9, 2013

ain't lady less she over 280

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl

Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

by the greedy talker June 2, 2016