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Caroline’s Turkeys

A lady named Caroline has Turkeys that terrorize the people of Georgetown, NY. The turkeys have been seen jumping into random people’s windows looking for food and freely roaming the town. Caroline’s Turkeys can describe a group of people wandering around aimlessly, dicking around.
At work today when it got busy I turned around and my coworkers are just fucking walking around like Caroline’s Turkeys.
by Hipstereclipse August 24, 2020
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cunt turkey

When someone is being a lil bitch.
Roberto is such a cunt turkey today.
by Gary1996147 May 11, 2015
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Turkey Cheese

Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.
Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.
by Smock Snorkel August 6, 2019
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bald turkey

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009
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turkey fight

When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.

Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)

Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!

Challenged: I accept. On-guard!

Example 2)

Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"

Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"

Example 3)

In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
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turkey-licious

Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.

Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
I hope everyone has a turkey-licious Thanksgiving!

Love,
Leslie
by Lars Larson VIII December 23, 2007
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Brush turkey

A miss spelt version of a bush turkey. You can find this written on a sign at St. Paul’s college. They are a little bit worse than a dingo
HAHA that sign says brush turkey!
by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019
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