goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

goober

racially motivated slur towards people with half lung

Your mom is such a goober

by Crabitchpeanut March 11, 2022

Goober

A woman who like to manipulate and hurt men to inflate her ego

Man this ho a goober. If you like her you might get a bunch of hurt feelings.

by Reno0602 March 19, 2024

goober

means a silly little fella, or a cute little guy. commonly used to describe an animal

aww that cat is such a goober! so joyous and silly.

by SoupstRR December 28, 2023

Goober oppossum

Someone who Is goofy and has little common sense.

Stop being such a goober oppossum.

by Cherrytales March 5, 2019

Gooberating

Gooberating (To be Gooberated, To Gooberate, To Goob, To be Goobing) is used to describe a certain level of high. Specifically used to describe the ultimate level of being high.

"I may or may not be Gooberating."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."

by BigC_ May 5, 2024

goober

a slur used against filipino people you hate and want to die

That's messed up you goober

by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025