monkeys trying to fuck a football 

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

monkeys trying to fuck a football by wamboozled October 10, 2014

Fuck A Nut 

when a mans balls r inserted in a womens vagina

I was having sex with a boy last night, when a girl came and tried to "FUCK-A-NUT" me

Fuck A Nut by Mr.LeGuchie April 1, 2004

Son of a Butt Fuck 

A son of a bitch who is also a piece of shit.
Often used as, but not limited to, a term of endearment from step-fathers toward their unwanted step-children.

Get a job and get the hell out of here you worthless son of a butt fuck!!!

Son of a Butt Fuck by Mister Knut October 16, 2012

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.

"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."

I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018

Fuck-A-Bitch Body 

A guy who has sculpted abs from fucking a lot of bitches

That one guy from Britney Rears 3 has that fuck-a-bitch body

Fuck-A-Bitch Body by Craig Moyer March 23, 2008

FUCK-a-BITCh 

something one yells/whisper when you are stuck in a bad situation, or surprised in a bad way

teacher: kids there is a surprise test today
kids: FUCK-a-BITCh!!!!!!

FUCK-a-BITCh by crazzzycatttladyyyy April 22, 2011

Fuck a nigger to death 

An overly offensive exclamation of disdain and distress in situations where catastrophic consequences are immenent.

I just have to tighten the pipe on this sink one more.......Awwww fuck a nigger to death! Turn off the water!

Fuck a nigger to death by DR RELEVANT February 1, 2020