wiggle wagons

When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.

Ewww gross! That lady has some massive wiggle wagons!

by macgowan August 29, 2010

Caulk the Wagon

The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.

That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.

by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Wagon dragon

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

by diggymac March 5, 2020

green wagon

Killing two greenheads in one hunt.

I brought down the green wagon today

by rocco313 October 27, 2010

fag wagon

A wagon or car full of Fags(Homosexuals). Used as an insult, it dates back to when bundles of sticks were transported by horse-driven wagon. It is used most commonly when someone and or a group you didn't invite to your party shows up anyway.

Bruce: "Aye! Looks like the fag wagon finally arrived!"
Jaime: "Shut up! do you always have to be such a douche!? GAWD!"
Bruce: "YAYE!!!"

by C. Calypso April 8, 2016

G Wagon

A G-Wagon or an Mercedes G Class is an car that was developed as a military off-roader, later becoming an luxury 4WD car.

Hey bro,my mother just bought a G Wagon for my birthday.

by Ieepuroy November 22, 2021