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turkey-licious

Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.

Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
I hope everyone has a turkey-licious Thanksgiving!

Love,
Leslie
by Lars Larson VIII December 23, 2007
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turkey fight

When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.

Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)

Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!

Challenged: I accept. On-guard!

Example 2)

Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"

Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"

Example 3)

In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
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bald turkey

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009
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Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling
James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!
by Treg123 November 25, 2009
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turkey hump

The sex post secondary students are excited to go home to on thanksgiving weekend. (As opposed to the popular term, turkey dump: breaking up with a significant other over thanksgiving weekend)
How was your thanksgiving weekend?

Pretty good, got that turkey hump.
by preciousfs November 29, 2015
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cunt turkey

When someone is being a lil bitch.
Roberto is such a cunt turkey today.
by Gary1996147 May 11, 2015
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Brush turkey

A miss spelt version of a bush turkey. You can find this written on a sign at St. Paul’s college. They are a little bit worse than a dingo
HAHA that sign says brush turkey!
by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019
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