Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

Sammi

Retarded and autistic and dumb and clumsy but popular

Sammi is actually retarded

by Sammi🤪 March 17, 2019

Sammi

Autistic and dumb and retarded and clumsy but popular

Sammi is actually dumb

by Sammi🤪 March 17, 2019

Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein

Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard

by Jorge_pro March 19, 2019

Sammie

Someone that’s acts like everyone wants her but in reality no one loves her.she fakes being depressed so she can miss school she spreads fake rumors and want to ruin your life because she’s a thot and if you know a Sammie frekerson then I feel so bad for you by the time you show her this she’s already telling on your and saying that you said to go kill yourself and you would get detention for a lie this a the best definition of sammie

Sammie is such a thot

by People of spooner middle schoo April 23, 2019

Sammy n ralphy

Two dope ass bitches who live life to the max. Josh is their most prized possession. You mess w them and they’ll probably still love you.

Wow look at Sammy n Ralphy, they go hard in the paint

by Ralphycakes179 April 30, 2019

Sammie

a sandwich.

I wish that Jake Phelps was back. I would make him a Sammie in a heartbeat.

by ThePhelper May 7, 2019