man in a wig 

"Man in a wig"

1. A insult for a man "pretending" to be a woman online or an insult for trans women.

2. locals on roblox trying to be funny on da hood.

1. Eww it's a man in a wig!

2. "a man in a wig just stomped me on da hood"

man in a wig by sevenbigbubbleguppies October 14, 2023

a self sevices man 

a man who is addicted to mastbating

i think bob as turned in to a self services man since his wife left

a self sevices man by henry August 23, 2003

old man with a flat 

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

old man with a flat by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

man me a sand

Cool kid slang to ask someome to make you a sandwich.

"Man me a sand, Carol!"
"No fuck you."

man me a sand by Bat Demographic December 7, 2017

Think of a big black man chasing you

From the anime ghost stories hajime was trying to get keiichirou to run faster to defeat the bullies💪

Keiichirou: panting and runnig
Hanjime: “ THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU

Think of a big black man chasing you by Ilikeerenscock May 22, 2022

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest 

To be consumed with a task, especially at work.

"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."

like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009

man with a toilet on his head 

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.

The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.

man with a toilet on his head by anonymous September 29, 2003