A fat dan is someone that considers eating to be a hobby not a necessity, typically favouring fast food outlets such as krispy kreme. A fat dan does not actually have to be fat, they just have to be someone that looks like they should be fat and have a seemingly endless appetite.
The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.
The term can be applied to anyone and they do not have to actually be called dan, although it is usually considered more amusing if they are.
If someone orders doughnuts to be delivered to a pub it would be acceptable to refer to them as a 'fat dan'.
by neiliowff January 23, 2010
Get the Fat danmug. Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.
by Jams gram June 19, 2017
Get the Fat Erniemug. A fat, usually feminist and vegetarian lesbian who weighs 25 stone on average and always bitches at men who eat meat
Man: Mmm... Nice steak
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke
Fat Dyke: Do you know how that animal died?!
Man: You clearly starved it, fat dyke
by Flash Howell (Louis) September 12, 2013
Get the fat dykemug. One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.
by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006
Get the fat shitmug. Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011
Get the fat frictionmug. by Harley February 5, 2004
Get the fat chancemug. by Lucyyfur June 21, 2005
Get the fat sackmug.