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Donkey Konging

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
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Donkey's Years

Sometimes referred to as Donkey Years or Donkey's Ears. It means a really really long time.
"I haven't seen Johnny in Donkey's Years"

"Wow it's been Donkey Years since the last time I ate pop tarts!"
by AnnaOhhhh September 14, 2009
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donkey hips

A bitchy girl at the fair with huge hips that cuts in line.
Wow! That girl just knocked me out of the way with her donkey hips!
by Donkey Hips Hater November 4, 2007
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Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.
Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023
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Donkey bitch

A donkey bitch is a girl that’s an extreme bitch
“ Omg Jessica, there’s Pricilla she’s such a donkey bitch “
by must-clean-roof March 25, 2020
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chaos donkey

Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021
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Thunder Donkey

A fairly large lady with heavenly head game
“Yo, this chick I was with last night was an absolute thunder donkey!”
by Holy Macgroin November 1, 2020
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