Mini Coopers

A group of people who are too fat to walk, so they ride around on electric scooters in places like the Mall. In groups, they tend to swerve around each other and wreak havoc by damaging fixtures, kiosks, and merchandise with their clumsy mass.

1. Look, there go the Mini Coopers! I hope they don't ram the watch kiosk again.

2. The mini coopers were struggling to turn around in a narrow aisle full of fragile merchandise.

by stghm October 7, 2008

The Roofus Cooper

Is when you put someone in a half nelson, finger their butthole, give them a fish hook after you have done so and the to proceed with anal sex while making noises of the animal of your choice.

Bitch got out of line, so I Roofus Coopered her ass.

I Roofus Coop'd the slut up so she couldn't get away.

You can't have a party with The Roofus Cooper.

by The Angry Green Bastard October 11, 2011

alice cooper

Freddy Kreuger's stepdad, according to Freddys Dead: The Final Nightmare

Freddy Kreuger offscreen kills alice cooper with a throat slit.

by Dropped My Idiot May 12, 2018

Lily Cooper

Lily Cooper is one of my best friends. She is so nice and amazingly funny. She always knows how to light up a room and make everyone around her smile. She is an amazing artist and has a cute sense of style. She is super lit and a god at minecraft. If you don’t have a Lily Cooper friend you don’t have a real friend.

Sarah: Omg that girl is so cool!!!
Dumb Bitch: how?? she’s LILY COOPER
Sarah: BECAUSE she’s Lily Cooper she’s the best person you’ll meet!

by peepee poopoo joe mama October 24, 2019

Owen Cooper

Owen Cooper is awesome. He is a guy you can trust. When you date him you will find him to be loyal, accepting, and caring. You will fall in love with him and he will support you, never use you or take advantage of you. He is sensitive, tall, handsome, and well built. He is great in bed.

It’s hard to forget since Owen Cooper gave you so much to remember.

by Tiara_w July 31, 2018

Cooper coffee

A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.

Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.

by Xnorats August 27, 2018

cooper cunningham

A Hansome athletic good at sports especially Canadian sports.

I'm such a Cooper Cunningham when it comes to hockey.

by Repooc@ January 3, 2017