B.A.M.F. 

Neville Longbottom. 'Nuff said. What a badass motherfucker.

- Have you heard about Neville Longbottom? -
- The one who killed the snake? -
- Yeah, he's such a B.A.M.F., right?

B.A.M.F. by TheWeaselette May 2, 2010

T.A.R.F.U. 

Things Are Really Fucked Up

See Also: fubar,snafu,bohica

Yesterday the fax was fubar, but man what a tarfu we have today...

T.A.R.F.U. by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

L.A.M.F

like a mother fucker, the title of johnny thunders and the heartbreaks incredible iconic punk album, often seen scrawled on walls. generally a punk statement.

" come on lets go party to LAMF!"

L.A.M.F by jimmy volume April 19, 2005

F.A.G.

This term generally means Freaky Alien Genotype. It comes from Team Four Star's 'Dragon Ball Z Abridged'

Vegeta: That Freeza's a F.A.G.
Krillin: What?
Vegeta: Freaky Alien Genotype...

F.A.G. by KariLin July 25, 2011

L.M.M.F.A.O. 

Laugh my mother fucking ass off.

You would use this when talking to someone online or when writing a letter and your too lazy to writ it all out.

Val fell on her ass today, lmmfao.

L.M.M.F.A.O. by nevada December 2, 2003

b.y.f.a 

abrev. of beat your fu**n ass
ie.. bff.mfr. etc

like a popular phone commercial where they use text shorthand (litle kids old lady)

O.m.G my texting 1000 people a day is important

well if i get another 400 dollar phone bill im going to
B.Y.F.A

b.y.f.a by luvdady January 11, 2009

f.a.g.m. 

fag-um

Acronym for fat ass gay matt. This describes your typical friend named Matt, especially if they are extremely anal and somewhat portly.

Speaking to Matt: Hey f.a.g.m., quit mopping the floor and fetch me a drink!

f.a.g.m. by Giovanni Cammarata February 9, 2008