69 eyes

The 69 eyes: A god damn awesome gothic rock band for those who like HIM, Children of Bodom and The Rasmus..

"i friggin' love the Finnish band the 69 eyes."

by Batlass August 11, 2006

69 Tombstone

When you are doing 69, but once you have blown your load into her mouth you perform the popular wrestling finisher "The Tombstone Piledriver" thus knocking her out so you dont have to have after sex talk and you can just go to sleep.

Jane - "Fuck me John, ive got a banging headache. I didnt even drink that much last night."

John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"

Jane - "Yeah Maybe"

by Rob123 February 14, 2008

Milf 69

M.I.L.F ( Mother In Late Forties) Born in 1969

Mom: Son i just made an Instagram account!
Son: Cool mom.
Mom: My username is Milf 69
Son: MOM NO!!!

by Pagina 69 September 29, 2017

lol 69

What anyone who hasn't completed middle school will say when they see the number "69".

Through AIM:

person 1: hay u wana cum over n play cod5
person 2: lol cum
person 1: nvm u cant anyway iz my gpas bday 2day
person 2: kk jw how old is he turning
person 1: 69
person 2: lol 69

by InstantWinston April 1, 2009

Adam 69

When two police officers park their cruisers beside each other while facing opposite directions so that the driver's doors line-up and they can chat. Derived from the 1970s cop show Adam 12 and of course the act of 69-ing.

"Slow up! Adam 69 in the parking lot over there."

by George Migash April 28, 2006

The 69 Salad

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

by MalibuTarbie September 2, 2016

69 lol

inceldom at its finest; laughing at the fact that people get 69 is crass, to say the least

smh

(an incel if, you don't know, is an involuntary celibate and the act of being it is called inceldom, but i call it incelibacy)

incel 1: bruh, 69 lol, amirite?
incel 2: laugh

non-incel: i don't see what's funny but ok

by lerpes December 5, 2019