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gayer than a box of birds

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree
Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."
by stockman09 April 13, 2011
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gayer than a bag of penises

Uber-gay. So gay your testosterone level drops just looking at it. Note that this phrase can be used to describe anything, either human or object, that is very gay-looking.
Person 1: So, what do you think of my new shirt?
Person 2: Nice colours. It's gayer than a bag of penises, dude.

Person A: Have you met the new guy? What's he like.
Person B: Pretty fruity, mate. He's gayer than a bag of penises.
by Big Bad Mark February 3, 2006
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Cuter than a Bug's ear

someone that is extremely cute, imagine if bugs had ears how cute they would be.
That girl over there is cuter than a bug's ear
by Chevyboy64 December 8, 2010
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You better than me

When someone handles a situation differently than you would have ... much different .
“ I caught my man cheating on me in my bed but I just walked out and asked them to leave , I didn’t cause a scene “

Person responding to hearing this was the reaction to that situation

“You better than me”

Meaning the sayer would have made a scene and acted way different than the one who this happened to .
by Badbizzzxx January 5, 2021
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Uglier than a sack of assholes

The ultimate slogan to be used when a female is absolutely positively ugly and there is only one way to describe her ugliness. This may be confused with fugly, however this reference trumps the fugly category.
Man, that chick is "uglier than a sack of assholes".
by Big Harry Johnson October 5, 2007
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flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.
by smedley pond June 14, 2010
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nuttier than squirl shit

Someone who is crazy, nuts, or out of their mind.
"Man that tweeker has done so much meth, that he is nuttier than squirl shit"
by tejano_in_iowa October 2, 2006
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