Kobe

A gay boy

Kobe is my boyfriend

by kobesgirlfriend January 8, 2017

Kobe

Helicopter Brand Giblets

Person 1: Man, did you heard about Kobe Bryant?
Person 2: Aw fuck he's dead?

by bumboblio January 30, 2020

Kobe

Real life cornball

Kobe is a real life cornball

by ScaryMk January 5, 2023

Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.

Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”

by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022

Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.

Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe

by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025

Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him

“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩

by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021

Kobe

Kobe is that type of guy to throw you out like molded cheese. First he loves you then he CHEATS. So don’t date a Kobe B

girl: did you hear about Kobe

girl 2: yeah what a total idiot

by e-girl24 December 9, 2019