(n): a complex expression of emotion first conceptualized by Zakaria Khan, capable of symbolizing a wide range of feelings from excitement to laughable disappointment
“DID SHE TELL YOU ABOUT THAT PRANK I PULLED?”
“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”
“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”
“YEAH SHES PRETTY MAD ABOUT IT”
“YIKES 🥰💀🐸 (HEART FACE SKULL FROG)”
by Rustold January 4, 2022

by The dank definer October 4, 2016

Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.
"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.
by Yonell November 18, 2017

by hyprlanduser January 10, 2025

The largest bone in someone's body, made of, like all other bones, of various gelatinous materials, or "skull jelly". The skull has a surface area of 5 square feet and weighs over a pound, not including the jaw bones, or Fred, the insect that looks like part of your skull, but isn't.
"You smell like someone ripped the skulls out of someone's heads and left their skull jelly to rot in the sun for three weeks."
by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

by palice October 23, 2012
