1. The process of sucking fecal matter/butt milk/do-do butter out of another's anal cavity.
2. Sucking absolute/comlete ass at anything, particularly at sports.
2. Sucking absolute/comlete ass at anything, particularly at sports.
by Poo Nazi March 27, 2009
Get the sucking assmug. Term originated by bike mechanics, for the force of nature that causes small objects dropped in the vicinity of a refridgerator to be drawn underneath it, out of reach of human hands. Valuable items and irreplaceable mechanical parts are particularly prone to fridge suck.
Person #1: Can you hold on this vitally important bush while I grease up the flange? Don't drop it, it'll get caught in the fridge suck.
Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?
Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?
by greaseforbrains May 30, 2006
Get the fridge suckmug. 1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society or any attempts at talent.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. Goth: I suck at life i think ima cut myself.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.
by stupid May 30, 2004
Get the suck at lifemug. Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!
MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
by Max Johnson aka Dirk Diggler aka John Holmes aka Roger Moore June 14, 2006
Get the suck it sidewaysmug. by DaMario May 5, 2004
Get the suck memug. The absolute worst thing ever, completely beyond bad, lower than horrible, and more crappy than explosive diarrhea
by Cataphract_40 November 18, 2003
Get the teh suckmug. 1. A phrase commonly associated with a quote from a Sean Connery vs. Trebek skit in "Saturday Night Live"
2. A phrase basically telling the host of Jeopardy to suck it. In similar meaning used everyday to tell someone who seemingly knows all the answers (or thinks they do) to suck it.
2. A phrase basically telling the host of Jeopardy to suck it. In similar meaning used everyday to tell someone who seemingly knows all the answers (or thinks they do) to suck it.
by The Sean Connery December 23, 2009
Get the Suck It Trebekmug.