One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons…
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM
WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM
by JohnnyBrazzer January 4, 2024

by anonymous November 13, 2022

If the captain of a ship isn't willing to throw somebody drilling holes in it when nobody is looking overboard nobody is going to be willing. So how much more drilling, conspiring, or jumping ship should everyone else continue to tolerate before waking up?
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”
Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”
Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025

When a man and woman are fucking in doggy position, the man reaches over and grabs a candle, shoves the lit candle in the woman’s ass, and yells FIRE IN THE HOLE.
by FreakyPyro June 15, 2022

A plot hole that could be great or could be garbage at the same time, until an explanation comes out you will never know
by Demarcusjaquaviusdantethethird July 2, 2023

Oh. Who’s this ya brought with you? Come now, Alastor, she’s much too young for you! Oh I’m just kidding. I know you’re an Ace in the Hole
by CynTheAbsoluteSolver January 2, 2025
