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Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever
Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”
by 12345808 April 30, 2021
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Life

Doing what everybody in society does
by Daddy69 October 11, 2019
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Life

Something everyone can agree is the worst ting in your entire life.
Life is so meaningless with life in it
by Totally not a doofus April 28, 2021
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Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.
I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.
by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019
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Jaws of Life

When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017
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Sunset Life

A lifestyle characterized by partying, having a "free spirit" attitude, and/or otherwise living life based off how much fun you can have at any given moment.

The term was coined given the fact that if you live a life like this, you're likely always waking up when the sun starts to set.
Guy 1: Damn bro, did you just wake up? It's already 6pm
Guy 2: Yeah I was out partying all night.
Guy 1: That sunset life will kill you man.
by SomeoneAfterDark April 1, 2024
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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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