meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.

Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.

by hotincleveland November 22, 2019

Butch Meat

A butch lesbians donk.

Wow, Did you see that piece of Butch Meat? it was banging.

by The TRUth Speaka July 3, 2011

guy meat

Another word for penis and testicles.

I’m horny today, maybe I’ll go get some guy meat.

by Douchebag November 8, 2017

Meat filofax

A vagina with excessive skin that blocks the vaginal opening.

I was trying to find the vaginal opening but had to flip through the meat filofax to find it.

by Conquifftador April 2, 2025

Meat Swable

Meat that dangles from the pussy

Damn,did you know that Barbara had a juicer (meat Swable) than Jen

by Meat swable July 24, 2017

meat tossing

A. Not what it sounds like

B. Establishing one's dominance by taking bites out of grilled (or otherwise cooked) meats before forcefully tossing them at living targets in the home of a third party.

Daniel: Did you hear that Zack was doing some serious meat tossing last night?
Eric: That is v. gross Daniel.
Daniel: No, it's not what it sounds like.

by SlootSloth June 14, 2016

Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.

Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!

by Orkawhale May 9, 2018