A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.
Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.
by keyline September 21, 2017
Get the rock-spasticmug. Shequada-ey yo i watched cloudy with a chance of crack rocks! last night nd it was maddd gooood n word
by martyh October 28, 2011
Get the cloudy with a chance of crack rocks!mug. by lexinator112 December 1, 2022
Get the Go Rockmug. "Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022
Get the rock the minivanmug. Some one who goes to Ozzfest and other concerts and hangs out in the parking lot with his lesbian wife. She runs around the parking lot looking for other lesbian women for her and the rock star to have an orgy with in their tent while the concert is playing. When allis said and done he is the lone ranger in a pussy and boob fest.
by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023
Get the Rock Starmug. by t-rectadactyl December 4, 2019
Get the Rock Solidmug. it is a really good camp located in new milford ct. it is a good art camp. i love it. please go to that camp.
by handatoe June 19, 2020
Get the bucks rock campmug.