fuck brain

1. A person who impedes the flow of traffic on two lane highways by driving far below the speed limit.

2. A person who makes a stupid move while driving a car.

1. That stupid fuck brain is doing 35 MPH in a 55 zone!!

2. That stupid fuck brain!! They don't know how to drive. Look, they're all over the road!!

by Dan of Earth February 20, 2005

Stabwound Fucking

When someone has sex with an open wound that they have ust created by stabbing the person.

"Later tonight Shaniqua and me are going stabwound fucking!"

by ULTRALULZ! April 30, 2009

Fucking dick

The best reaction to any situation. Ever.

Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!

Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?

Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!

Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!

You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!

by Dr. Crowley November 9, 2009

goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

by moneyblues September 15, 2010

a good fuck

guys that go down, last longer than 5 mins while i am on top

jeez tom is a real good fuck

by balls draining witch October 30, 2003

Air Fuck

When a guy/girl is dancing with you very sexually, mimiking movements when having sex.
This is followed by moaning and repeating words such as "oh yehh","yeh baby".

i was at a club the other day and this guy started air fucking me on the dance floor!

by hectichick May 27, 2010

Eskimo Fuck

When a girl gets on her knees, and a guy flicks the tip of her nose with his dick....

Hey tina!!! Whatta ya say we eskimo fuck???

by Tinas Monkey May 2, 2010