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Oven Job

When a woman allows you to penetrate her lady parts while carrying an unborn human inside of her vayjayjay.
"Arrr ey lad, Chanel let me fuck her while she's carrying our Dan's kid. Was a fucking great oven job."
by Zero977888775577568 June 18, 2018
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ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum
" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "
by miny me November 28, 2023
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lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019
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Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)
Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019
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Nebraskan nose job

The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.
Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.
by Steve4051 June 27, 2025
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Hood job

Performing an action without drawing attention to yourself.
I think I did a hood job acting sober in front of my mom... she didn’t question anything.
by Pompousjenkins May 27, 2020
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guilt job

When you’re simply feeling too guilty to fix something, you give them a blow job.
Mellisa was so guilted after going through my messages that she just had to give me a guilt job to make up for it.
by Mel Brobank July 12, 2019
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