cock thirsty cum dumpster

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.

First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

by Shedofwork September 28, 2017

Cum Gun V.2

Cum Gun V2 or commonly known as CGV2 on the internet. Occurs when your penis is as hard as a diamond and you feel as if your dick is about to explode like a 20 kiloton nuclear bomb. What happens is that your dick will start shooting load after load like a machine gun usually completely submerging the victim with your baby batter, with accuracy no one has ever seen before.

Jimmy shot his best friends mom with his Cum Gun V.2

by TheStinky February 16, 2021

national cum on girlfriend day

on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body

“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”

“it’s national cum on girlfriend day”
“oh sick i’ll do it later”

by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

cum guzzling slut monkey

Joe:yo that man is gay he slept with the whole team

Damn joe he must be a cum guzzling slut monkey

by brenboi June 1, 2022

Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

by sa.l.t March 24, 2019

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018

Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.

Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again

by Art Valentine November 2, 2012