Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

by anonymous November 25, 2021

bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.

Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.

by Joymooon November 30, 2021

Ultimate Good Bro

That bro you can always count on at anytime, he never disappoints.

I partnered with Rukumbira Tonny Blair because he is an ultimate good bro.

by rukbro December 1, 2021

Bro Out

A 12 hour period in a mans life that generally occurs once every third new moon. This short time frame usually involves 2-3 solid bros, of heterosexual identification, but from time to time can become mildly, in a non-physical way, a little
homo. Too many libations are consumed as well as a few party girts and general reflections of better years. Accompanied by music, cooked/smoked meats and sometimes True Detective. It is commonly incomprehensible for non bro females

T minus 7 hours till bro out.

by homeboy123 February 9, 2024

IM WIPED BRO WTF

Something that nicholas black monkey ass self would say

commonly used in deepwoken

YOU KILLED ME IM WIPED BRO WTF

by whyzdream February 11, 2024

SAR Bro

A Search and Rescue hardo.

Greetings: " Hey SAR Bro.. any rescues this week?"

"Nah SAR Bro but check out my new benchmade knife with glass breaker "

" Whoaaa SAR Bro! "

by NObrunoBruno February 13, 2024

Passport bros

A subsection of an incel movement called MGTOW, (Men go their own way). The passport bro version are men who still want marriage, but only on their own terms. The MGTOW movement is a cesspool of insecure and uneducated men that "reject marriage", meaning they cant get women and cope using this "movement". Its also usually a shared space with white supremacists and other forms of incel groups. Anyways.. as I stated earlier the passport bro shares the same values but argue that they are owed a traditional wife. This is usually a result of countless rejections from women who see these valueless incels for what they are. The method then usually comes in the form of travelling to poor foreign countries and taking advantage of young and usually desperate women. They do this to feel some sort of self worth and power since they don't get any of that in their normal life. Any man worth his salt sees what they actually are, lonely and weak losers..

Person 1: I'm a pathetic loser that can't get women :(.. What ever should i do?!

Person 2: Hey, you should become a "Passport bros" and pray on desperate and poor women!!

Person 1: That sounds like GREAT IDEA! I'm definitely going to do that! My dick is also small btw!

by :^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^) February 14, 2024