A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024
Get the Jack in the Boxmug. by Zed Numar July 20, 2021
Get the Boxes and pieces, inmug. Mike: Why are you so late?
Pete: Got stuck behind a boomer box through the hills with no place to overtake!
Mike: Bastards!
Pete: Got stuck behind a boomer box through the hills with no place to overtake!
Mike: Bastards!
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