You try to win, but you do that

Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.

Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.

by AmazingBastard June 14, 2018

do it yourself (insert name here)

School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)

(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-

DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*

by Kat_Rose February 17, 2019

do you know de way

only if you have disease

do you know de way man

by carl 15 May 16, 2018

National Do Your Chores Day

National Do Your Chores Day is on November 13th and is the day you have to do your chores.

Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?

Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.

by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

do u still want the pizza?

when there's one slice of pizza left and you say "do u still want the pizza" which means: u better say no you dumb fuck or i will strangle you to death using the pizza.

Guy 1: do u still want the pizza?
Guy 2: *runs away* NOOOOOOOOOO

by foop629 August 18, 2019

do u kno da wae

meme

hey bruh do u kno da wae

by I_Like_Lasaga May 3, 2018

what do you take me for

What sort of person do you think i am?

Go guns blazing?,what do you take me for,an idiot?

by 007 Styx October 28, 2017