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Toxic Bitch Syndrome

When someone (particulary a female) starts acting like a toxic bitch and they usually have the syndrome from birth, but the symptoms typically surface in their prebescent stage of their lives and progress from there. There is no known cure, but there are several treatments to avoid and prevent flare ups. You can live with someone with the syndrome, but if left untreated it can lead to complete loneliness, unemployment, isolation, alienation, and down right despisement by the direct communities they effect in extreme cases.
Kyla was diagnosed with toxic bitch syndrome by her psychiatrist when she turned 16, so the doctor prescribed her 1000 mG of prozac to control the mood flare ups at school.
by Vaimaster7 March 30, 2022
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post-evaluative syndrome

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.
"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."
by icehead November 6, 2008
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Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.
He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.
by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019
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First Chapter Syndrome

A common disease amongst fanfiction writers, affects your ability to write a fic beyond the first chapter. The writer is never satisfied with the first chapter of his/her fic and thus can not finish said fic.
Due to Mary-Sue's first chapter syndrome, she was not able to finish the fanfic she was writing in time for the contest deadline.
by TheBlanketMonster January 5, 2010
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juice box syndrome

the overwhelming urge to take multiple large sips from a juice box when you only planned to take one.
I wanted to make my juice box last so i had enough to finish my sandwich, but my juice box syndrome kicked in and i finished it too soon.
by your mother82 November 7, 2010
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Six Finger Syndrome

when u got 6 fingers total u become the yung six finger man
g1: yoooooo u have 5 fingers on ur left hand and 1 on ur right?
g2 yessirrrr i got that six finger syndrome
by bennnnnnnnnjjjjjii crih November 2, 2020
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Urban Depression Syndrome

1. The feeling of great sadness a person experiences when they realize that adding new definitions to Urban Dictionary is completely pointless.

2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions
"Matt was staring intently at the computer screen, when he suddenly screamed and drove his clenched fist through the glass, shattering it instantly. He then crushed the keyboard and sent the keys flying across the room, with a mad glare in his eyes. I tried to leave the room to escape the carnage, but then Matt fell down on his chair, sobbing.

"It's all fucking pointless! Fuck!"

He didn't even notice the blood from his shredded hand slowly dripping to the floor. I had known about Urban Depression Syndrome for a long time, but this is definitely not what I expected."
by GlowyAmoeba November 13, 2011
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