Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020
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by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020
Get the Brown eye of a shitstorm mug.Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .
Hi Bob, good weekend?
Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.
Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.
by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020
Get the Walking the brown mile mug.A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”
“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”
“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”
“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017
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The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.
The moan or groan of satisfaction given after producing an especially large poop.
Jerry: "Oooo-AHHH!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"
Phil, said while knocking on the bathroom door: "Damn, that was a downright Brown Snake Moan!"
by Gitche-Man March 19, 2017
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Get the Wiping a brown marker mug.The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head
My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.
by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017
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