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penis weasel

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.
"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"
by lauren :] March 28, 2009
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Organic Penis Congealer

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.
Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!
by MayorPogo May 13, 2010
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elongated, fat penis

Alan Lam's head.
He has an elongated, fat penis for a head.
by JOKa August 12, 2003
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penis wrikle

the wrinkle on a guys penis when they get old
the woman: omfg!! what i that
the man: what is what?
the woman; that!!! on ur penis
theman: o that? thats a wrikle
PENIS WRIKLE
by ashley,. July 15, 2009
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Penis Popper

A girl who is addicted to your big fat juicy third leg of a cock.
My girl is a total penis popper. My dick is her drug.
by Bigpeepeejay January 10, 2021
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Penis Toad

It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.
Guy: im not feeling anything

Girl : is it in, are we having sex?

Guy: yes!

Girl: You have a penis toad.....
by Je12619 July 12, 2012
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Penis Cronker

Brad you fucking Penis Cronker where's my shit
by T4LL3RB3N June 30, 2021
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