oh my notch

A term used in minecraft in-game text chat. a replacement for 'oh my god'

oh my notch! there was three creepers after me and they blew each other up!

by gamewin1 July 16, 2011

Shlob My Knob

Slang term used to say suck my dick, Shaun My Daley, or any other referance to the act of inserting your dude meat into a persons mouth

I'll give you a ride to school if you shlob my knob

by Ponnett April 6, 2005

spilt my children

for males : to have an orgasm.

1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

Suck My Dick

Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.

Suck my dick bitch, I want it deep throat

by Street 69 Freak(Kiwi) June 18, 2005

blow my wad

Spend all my dough. Fun to use because it makes sense with this definition, but of course sounds as if you're referring to the other sense of the phrase.

(to the cashier at the Gap) Wow! I came here for the sale and didn't expect to blow my wad!

by mpo April 6, 2009

kiss my asshole

Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.

Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!

by zippojoker August 25, 2009

pull my coat

To let someone in on a secret. To tell someone something about someone else.

He tried to pull my coat about how my girlfriend cheating on me.

by Akima May 23, 2008