Job central

A way to say someone doesn’t have a job

Jack: fortnite is my whole life!
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

snow job

A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.

(can be done as a group activity)

Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.

by OhMyOh August 13, 2023

Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.

“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”

by TardoTheAssClown December 5, 2023

ace job

When you are a asian with a small penis you put you penis into another mans anus

I told my gay boyfriend to preform an ace job on me

by Big monkey dick October 19, 2014

pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.

Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.

by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016

Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"

Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.

by Aquaphile June 14, 2017

Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.

You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!

by Agaveman April 23, 2024