(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender May 04, 2018
by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021
She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
A person who is just vibin'. He's okay with the flow of things just as they are and tries not to intervene with the pace of life.
(Key player) - Imagine how frustrating it was to learn all keys parts just to find out I'd have to play bass at tomorrow gig;
(Bass player, sick) - /jei:/ , that's why don't learn keys parts;
(Key player) - Wow, I didn't know you were such a chill guy!
(Bass player, sick) - /jei:/ , that's why don't learn keys parts;
(Key player) - Wow, I didn't know you were such a chill guy!
by chill_slav December 14, 2024
A stupid guy or girl usually named Jackson or nicknamed raker. These people are goofy enough to jump off a bridge onto cement.
by Youngblood69@69.com May 28, 2022
a recognizable male celebrity because of their employment at The Red Jug Pub on the college campus in on of the towns that possesses a Red Jug Pub.
by spoothz February 21, 2023
by DictionaryFryGuy December 18, 2019