Scoring a "zero" in two or more aspects/categories of any type of game. Being so disengaged and useless that your teammates literally forgot you were playing for awhile there.
Uh oh - did you really just get 0 kills and 0 damage? Bro, you just pulled a DoubleBono!
The act of ordering a large iced latte from Dunkin Doughnuts and while double teaming the cashier pour it in their mouth and asshole for a foamy whipped cream clap.
Hi welcome to Dunkin Doughnuts, how may I help you? Yeah can I get a double edged speciallatte. Oh my... *call the cops*
The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.
“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our localchurch.
When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.
“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”
When you with a friend manage to put your dicks in a hoesmouth.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.
— Let us put a double burrito there, honey.
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!