Red Meat Eater

A red meat eater is a man who likes his women just like his steaks - Big and thick with a lot of marbling.

Like: " Yo, wat you think bout Ashley Graham?"
"Oh Dog, yes indeed! I'm a "red meat eater".

by PavlovDog f it shkng I b druln August 5, 2018

Red town stiffy

The act of getting a hard dick and having your best friend opening your penis hole and pouring big red inside until your penis rejects it and erupts like a volcano

Me and Jason got kind of bored so I told him to give me a "Red town stiffy"

by Elswag December 2, 2013

Red roses too

Red roses too means that the red roses will soon rise up and take over the flower world.

I see trees of green, red roses too

by Louis-Strongarm May 18, 2019

shiny red magic

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.

When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!

by parka March 15, 2012

Red Angel Wings

When you eat out a female during a miscarriage.

My wife thought she was having a painful period, turns out I got my red angel wings.

by ILikeDarkHumor January 10, 2021

red neck sprinkler

to jump up on a ceiling fan and piss as you go around in circles lol

must be above your sex partner pissing like a lawn sprinkler hanging off of ceiling fan. red neck sprinkler

by milkford von Juggington August 28, 2012

reds apple ale

A real pussys drink tastes like aged piss in a bottle

Hey get me a Reds apple ale , fuck off

by Bob Saget June 23, 2016