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Possible Meat

Meatless-less meat, also known as regular meat.
BK Customer: Can I have a possible meat burger?
Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Did you mean Impossible Burger, sir?
BK Customer: no, I want a regular burger if thats possible.
Annoyed Tortured Drive-Thru employee: Fuck you!!
by IMPOSSIBLESALAD December 25, 2021
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poppin meat

So many kids are dropping out because they're too busy poppin meat
by ClayB May 1, 2019
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Meat slicer

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We
Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??
by pEyton11234 October 9, 2018
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Triple Meat

Getting smashed by three different guys of three different races.
Last night I had a good triple meat: the Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, and the German Bratwurst.
by tthattbbitchh September 21, 2018
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Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.
"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"
by DrCofefe December 17, 2022
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Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.
"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

cunny wofting finger grandma lunch box
by ElderCunny March 9, 2016
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Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.
Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"
by JebusCripes February 23, 2011
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