Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

by The Pirate of Pissants July 18, 2013

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

Boob Hand

When a girl with big boobs gets elbowed by another girl

YOU BOOB HANDED ME, YOU FOOL!!

by LZan April 05, 2019

hell off right hand

WHEN you play a good soccer and throw good with right hand

My friend has hell off right hand!

by melanieeeee March 29, 2018

hand butt cheeks

when you put your thumb to your pointer finger and it makes butt cheeks

P1: YOOOO! look! I made hand butt cheeks!
P2: what the fuck is wrong with you...

by Your father that left June 29, 2024

avon hands

means ur hands are sensitive to heat.. can’t pick up hot shit

drops plate cuz it’s hot as fuck

coworker: damn you got avon hands

by waffle house worker January 03, 2022

Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 09, 2016