Land Fish

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.

Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch”

by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019

Moist fish

The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet

Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish

by Big black salami September 19, 2018

fish finger

the art of fingering a woman at the peak of her menstrual cycle.

"dude is that fish finger on your hand?"
"Yeah man, the stain won't come off."

by angelo joshua nate September 19, 2011

Toilet Fish

Euphemism for piece of shit.

You selfish jerk you're such a toilet fish!!!

by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021

Peer Fishing

1. Two people searching for a third party with which to have sexual intercourse.

2. Inconspicuous way to have a casual conversation about a completed, successful threesome.

1. I was just curious if you would like to peer fish with my friend and I this weekend?

2. So how did that peer fishing go this weekend?

by Das King G August 13, 2012

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Photo Fishing

The act of being in an engaging conversation and then immediately stopping to search your phone for a specific photo or video, either successfully or unsuccessfully, often times leading to a change of topic or the end of the conversation.

We were reminiscing about our time to Spain when we began sharing stories about drinking wine in La Rioja, then I killed the convo by unsuccessfully photo fishing for an embarrassing photo of us on the Camino.

by TKMountain April 25, 2024