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Romo Blank Syndrome

Applies to those fantasy football teams in the 2011 season that had the foresight to have Tony Romo as their quarterback for the fantasy playoffs due to his ease of schedule but were ultimately veiny cock anal rapped due to his first drive game ending injury in the fantasy championship week 16. Many 2011 fantasy championships and dynasties were ruined due to Tony Romo's gaping vagina and leagues will never be the same because of it. It is has been proved that the Romo Blank Syndrome has had a greater affect on the human race than the Black Plague.
Mommy, daddy hasn't even said a word since he got the Romo Blank Syndrome last winter and now he is talking about leaving his fantasy football league for a fantasy hockey league.......oh and btw, i'm gay!

When Team Grouper Sandwich was diagnosed with the Romo Blank Syndrome, they immediately called both Lorena Bobbit and Tanya Harding and paid them individually $4.2MM each to have a threesome with Team Fishman.
by Groupa Sandy August 12, 2012
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ally hills syndrome

artie:whats up with kurt?
mercades:he has ally hills syndrome.
artie:he has what?
mercedes l:he's in love with finn, his straight friend.
by mangoangela December 2, 2020
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Inappropriate hug syndrome

When a friend, or in some cases, somebody you don't even know hugs you at inappropriate and stupid times.
"Hmm... I can't find my pen"

*Gets hugged from his friend*

"Erm... what are you doing?"

"Just want to let you know I'm here for you in this hard time"

"Dude, get off me! You've got a bad case of Inappropriate Hug Syndrome!"
by drnick928 August 23, 2011
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Bird Cage Syndrome

When one is accustom to residing in a confine space and suddenly finds themselves in a overwhelmingly larger space and in-turn becomes uncomfortable and hesitant to expand into their new found larger area.
Hey girl, did you hear that Magdalena is now living uptown? She was so used to living in that tiny 450 sq studio that she's now so freaked out about all this new found space and barely even leaves the bedroom. Wow she definitely has a case of the Bird Cage Syndrome.
by RI Ave Stalker November 25, 2013
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Gangsta Butt Syndrome

When a non-gangster has a hard time keep their pants up, due to an unnaturally disproportionate butt that is smaller then the rest of their body. In effect, the person has to get tight pants, a belt, or walks around pulling up their pants up all day.
"Why don't you ever wear those pants."

"I can't, I have Gangsta Butt Syndrome."
by JesseCPK August 18, 2012
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Lack-A-Dick Syndrome

The only scientific explanation for a female indervidual who cannot be without a man or go without dick.

The pain and suffering of not having enough dick in your life and going out of the way to get it like it’s going out of fashion.

The solutions for this are to love on yourself, buy a vibrate, take a cold shower or use your fingers.
That girl is suffering from lack-a-dick syndrome
by RAYA777 November 17, 2019
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Irritable Barden Syndrome

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.
I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.
by 1011B January 29, 2014
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