God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 19, 2022

God of War

A kick ass game released in 2018. That badass motherfucker kratos is in Norse and fucks up more god's with his son, boy.

"yo bro you heard of God of War"
"Yeah bro kratos is so badass"
"Goddamn right"

by b!nx November 10, 2022

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022

on god

when something is so true there's no way to describe how true it is

Marcus: "bro theres no way im getting into college"

Daniel: "ON GOD"

by averageDrugEnjoyer January 22, 2022

By the Grace of God

Religious people luck

Another term used by "All knowing" people to convince themselves to worship their supreme "All knowing" sky daddy who keeps an eye over their well being and by his grace everything good happens to them and tells them to shit on gays (can't argue against that)

By the grace of God, Sabrina was drunk and Lucifer was able to shaboink her otherwise he had no chance

Dude1: Each day is a hardship. I would have killed myself 100 times over but by the grace of God I have a long fulfilling life to live where I will continue to suffer like this every day
Dude2: fucking kill yourself already

by Professional retard dog January 23, 2024

Sex god

An individual with a Joaquin like personality by the name of Mustafa (musty).

Sex god means you’re a individual with a Joaquin like personality by the name of Mustafa (musty).

by Affiboy April 29, 2021

God mode

Extreme productivity and alertness that occurs the first time one is sleep deprived when they are well rested before. This is attributed to the body's way of surviving the next day. This is followed by a huge crash and will take some time to recover.

Last night I did an all-nighter and went 'God Mode' on my final project. I'm about to faint in a few minutes.

by Kokong September 13, 2020