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A person (male) who is power hungry and dislikes when other people have their own ideas that to not agree with his own. He has a position of power. Often manipulates people to be his followers. Hates free-thinking people. Will often try to make gossip portraying those who dissent with his ideas as being some kind of crazies.
King Hampton cancelled all Jones's lectures after Jones disagreed with Hampton's financial policy at the business meeting.
King by KahootInTheWoods January 14, 2025
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King Kong's fist 

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.
Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.
King Kong's fist by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

King Von 

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”
I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak
King Von by Dalolrx January 23, 2025

king ding a ling 

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy
wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

King Khanaky

Formed when the first ever universe was made due to a perfect collision of atoms, though the first universe was meant to be an infinite universe, all mass compressed into King Khanaky and created him, making him a universe, with infinite mass, but at the size of a 8’10 human. King Khanaky is OG. You may ask, if he has infinite mass, why doesn’t everything get sucked into him? Because he can control atoms, and that is what he is doing right now, he is controlling every atom with precision all the time, if he lets go of one atom, it’s all over. King Khanaky is a large jolly man with 1 million wives and eats 100,000 planet sized turkeys every day. He can jump infinitely high, it is his favourite thing to do, we call it “King Khanaky jumping”
King Khanaky, jump jump jump, king Khanaky is OG.
King Khanaky by Dalolrx February 11, 2025

kingalatina 

I got a 52 on my math test, I'm so kingalatina
kingalatina by sophiaMccollum February 15, 2025

King Gomah 

King Gomah is the little bitch from Dragon Ball Daima.

Jokes aside, Gomah is the newest Supreme Demon King in the Demon Realm in Dragon ball Daima.
Hey Goku! We need to defeat King Gomah before it’s too late!
King Gomah by Obidi Man February 22, 2025