dick head

dick head /n/ One possessing the intellegence of brain mass equivlent to that which is found in a pin dick penis.

That dick head president of ours sure knows how to fuck up a world don't he?

by Koola User September 4, 2003

baby dick

An extremely tiny penis. Any guy with a baby dick belongs in panties, will be a virgin for life and deserves to be made fun of and humiliated forever.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Kevin has a baby dick?
Girl 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Girl 1: He definitely needs to be in panties!
Girl 2: And you know he'll be a virgin for life for sure!!
Both girls: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Abby Davis September 14, 2008

kicking dicks

Doing nothing.
Not doing anything useful.

This Iryna was just kicking dicks all day long instead of working.

by Jigurda12 February 29, 2016

Purple Dick

The stereotype color for african american male's penis. (like a shade of purple). used for making jokes and laughing..like hah hah.

"Damn, I didn't know my aunt liked that purple dick."

by Charlie Victory February 14, 2007

Dick Smoker

one who is highly stressed, and uses sucking cocks as a relief. Also it is known that this individuals neccessity to relieve thier anxiety leads to uncleanliness. consequently they may be know to be a dirty cocksucker.

there have been many met in my life, but the one who qualifies as a chain smoker would be Chris Proctor.

by not a second hand smoker March 25, 2004

Dick Flavored

any thing that is cool, good, acceptable, exceptional, delicious, or exceedingly enjoyable.

Your mom's new car is pretty Dick Flavored

by ChezzaFentoozler August 6, 2009

Dick Looping

Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.

That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.

If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.

The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.

Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.

by Sheeit!! March 10, 2010