Gayer than a box of California cranberries
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Origin:
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
Example Sentences:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
Get the Gayer than a box of California cranberriesmug. by Definer of Languages March 13, 2023
Get the Sluice boxmug. by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017
Get the put that back in the glove boxmug. something in women causing them to say “huh” while seeming they didn’t hear but in actuality they did hear
Him: I need to find a way to make this money…
Her: “Huh?”
Him: I need to “HUH?” find a way to make this money. You need to fix your huh box. It’s broken.
Her: “Huh?”
Him: I need to “HUH?” find a way to make this money. You need to fix your huh box. It’s broken.
by Quote This February 17, 2022
Get the huh boxmug. jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box
by cheesenoods June 9, 2023
Get the Jack in the boxmug. Today on the 17th of December, you’re aloud to box out any shordy you want. Even your grandma!
Pow pow bitch ass grandma you just got boxed out
Pow pow bitch ass grandma you just got boxed out
It means that you can punch any girl you want in this day on December 17
“Why’d you punch your girl”
It’s because it’s box out a shordy day”
“Why’d you punch your girl”
It’s because it’s box out a shordy day”
by Deglizzygladiator December 17, 2020
Get the Box out a shordy daymug. by Its time to stop July 4, 2016
Get the Dick in a boxmug.